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Anne Victoria Clark

Anne Victoria Clark

When Do You Not Have to Wear a Mask?

A guide to whether inconvenient science facts still apply to you, even though you are special.

6 min readJun 26, 2020

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Anne Victoria Clark

The Annual Pledge Drive to Re-Open the Government

The Anne Clark Show Podcast is kicking off 2019 by trying to start a new government through crowdfunding, ’cause why not!

1 min readJan 14, 2019

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The Annual Pledge Drive to Re-Open the Government

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Ditch Your Scumbag Friend: A Life Hack for Men Who Want to Be Feminists

Spoiler alert: That guy friend who treats women badly is actually just a bad person

4 min readApr 23, 2018

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ACTUALLY: Indiana Jones Could Just Be a Woman

ACTUALLY will be an ongoing series where I help confused men understand the world, because it’s like, kind of complicated.

1 min readApr 6, 2018

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Hollywood Actresses Strongly Deny Biting Beyoncé in the Face

Several Hollywood actresses issued stern denials today that they were the one who bit Beyoncé in the face, following Tiffany Haddish’s…

2 min readMar 26, 2018

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Hollywood Actresses Strongly Deny Biting Beyoncé in the Face

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Anyone Should Be Able to Buy a Gun!

By Sal, the unlicensed hot dog vendor

2 min readFeb 18, 2018

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Anyone Should Be Able to Buy a Gun!

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This Aliens Thing is a Total Scam

Look, I hate to be this guy, but I was born this guy.

7 min readDec 18, 2017

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This Aliens Thing is a Total Scam

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I’m Not Lonely

By Ann Coulter

3 min readDec 15, 2017

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I’m Not Lonely

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It’s Been A Week

Ideas for things to do to repair a semi-crushed soul.

4 min readOct 19, 2017

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It’s Been A Week

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The Rock Test: A Hack for Men Who Don’t Want To Be Accused of Sexual Harassment

With this advice, you’ll be treating women like people in no time.

5 min readOct 9, 2017

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Anne Victoria Clark

Anne Victoria Clark

@vulture writer/editor, union ( @Newsguild ) member, Queens resident, originated in Nebraska, educated in Texas, understandably furious.

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