Ellie Friar and the Triumph of DeathIn 2017, three young Oregonians killed a girl’s father. In 2022, a macabre YouTube channel made a long video about it. Why should you care?Oct 28, 20221073Oct 28, 20221073
Inside the Memory CardMy father’s ghost is haunting an Animal Crossing village.Aug 22, 2021100Aug 22, 2021100
Life Lessons from GanondorfThere is no practical reason anyone should ever be able to win a one-on-one fight playing as Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. He is…Aug 8, 202163Aug 8, 202163
I Read 350 Pages of Conspiracy Theories in 3 Days. Here’s What I LearnedEver since the assassination of JFK, Texas has been prime real estate for plots, ponderings, and general hokum, so I was not surprised to…May 12, 202195May 12, 202195
A Grief Observed in TexasContrary to observation, Texas has not thawed out.Mar 9, 2021781Mar 9, 2021781
You Fucking People Make Me SickYou may have noticed that I haven’t published very much over the past year. The pandemic has made many things that were easy difficult and…Jan 28, 202188Jan 28, 202188
You Are Not an Employee and Games Are Not Your JobI have two devices on which I play video games: a Nintendo Switch and a low-to-moderately powerful laptop. This puts me in the privileged…Sep 18, 202042Sep 18, 202042
Critiquing Bernie Sanders Isn’t the Same as Betraying HimI didn’t have anywhere to live during the 2016 primaries, but if I’d had a permanent place of residence I would’ve definitely cast my vote…Jan 28, 202018Jan 28, 202018
Published inHuman PartsHow Should You Talk to God?Notes from a neophyte spiritualistOct 19, 20193593Oct 19, 20193593
The Media is Fucking Up the 6ix9ine StoryI’m working on a much longer piece about 6ix9ine right now, but I wanted to take a break from that project to briefly discuss something…Sep 20, 201941Sep 20, 201941