On Having a Baby in QuarantineEvery morning when my three month old wakes up, he throws his little arms in the air like he’s celebrating the new day.Aug 7, 20205Aug 7, 20205
I Always Thought I’d Be a Super Fit Pregnant Woman: I Was WrongMy fertility doctor just kind of threw it in there as an afterthought during our final meeting before I started the process of IVF:Feb 13, 2020Feb 13, 2020
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyFalling ThroughOn the eve of Y2K, I thought the apocalypse would take us all. I was only sort of wrong.Dec 26, 20191Dec 26, 20191
Published inHuman PartsNobody Told Me Infertility Would Be So BoringWe were doing everything right, but nothing was happeningAug 16, 20197Aug 16, 20197
Published inThe StartupThoreau Had Walden, I Have Home GoodsAfter I left the doctor on my first day of starting IVF, I was supposed to go to work. Instead I went to Home Goods.Aug 13, 2019Aug 13, 2019
Published inThe Belladonna ComedySummer’s Most Instagrammable Trend: A Midsommar-Themed WeddingFlower crowns, bitch.Aug 7, 2019Aug 7, 2019
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyThe Way to Get Pregnant Isn’t By Having Sex: It’s By Not Trying So HardIt turns out sperm has nothing to do with it!Mar 21, 20191Mar 21, 20191
My Viral Tweet Made Some People Think I was Vain: Here’s Why They Are WrongLast week a tweet of mine went viral. The tweet went like this:Sep 12, 201814Sep 12, 201814
Published inThe DotThe Ack! Attack: Embarrassing Stories from Adults for July 2018I knew nothing at age 22, apart from how to write a check, drive, and possibly make a good grilled cheese sandwich. While working at my…Jul 31, 20182Jul 31, 20182
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyThis Diet Isn’t About Losing Weight, It’s About Feeling Well in a Vague WayTHIS DIET WILL MAKE YOU LITERALLY GLOWJul 5, 201811Jul 5, 201811