PinnedColleen PattenWhy We Don’t Give A Flying F#%!@ About Flying SaucersColleen Patten 2023·4 min read·Sep 13, 2023--3--3
PinnedColleen PattenWhy I Won’t Try Mushroom Coffee So You Don’t Have ToI won’t try mushroom coffee. I won’t try it because most of the ads I’ve seen for it are doing the thing. The thing that makes you feel…·2 min read·Aug 22, 2023----
PinnedColleen PatteninHuman PartsThe Day My Father Leapt To His Death, I Was Offered A SandwichColleen Patten 2023·12 min read·Aug 23, 2023--9--9
PinnedColleen PattenOf Wishing Wells, Man Frogs, and Cucumber SandwichesA very true story, except for a lie or two.·8 min read·Oct 5, 2023--3--3
PinnedColleen PattenThe Trouble With DemonsThe broken part got out today. Or rather, my brokenness has crawled through the sewer towards the light again. It’s always begging to be…·6 min read·Aug 22, 2023--1--1
Colleen PatteninHuman PartsMy Therapist Raped MeTW: this article discusses sexual assault, childhood sexual abuse, suicide, and multiple other forms of trauma·16 min read·Dec 7, 2023--22--22
Colleen PattenDoorsI’ve been here before. I should warn you the door leads to more doors. Then to more. The rooms don’t end. I stayed here as a little thing…·2 min read·Sep 28, 2023--1--1
Colleen PattenJeffery Says I’m FineHow do I let her know So many years have passed Is she even home Did she get my note About how I wailed I emptied my heart All my…·2 min read·Sep 22, 2023--3--3
Colleen PattenI Already Knew I Had CancerIn memory of the girl who saved my life.·5 min read·Sep 7, 2023--2--2
Colleen PattenDo We Really Love The Macabre?The world doesn’t seem to know what to do with people like me. Not in real life anyway…·3 min read·Sep 4, 2023----