The ‘Worst Dressed’ City Gets Redemption: Anchorage is Everywhere this Fall!They always come back around. Ex-boyfriends, ants, fashion trends… they’re all cyclical, baby! And today, sitting in my Los Angeles…Dec 7, 2022Dec 7, 2022
First day of SpringThe comforter had been rolled up in my trunk for two years. The last time it had touched a bed, I lived in a different house, in a…Mar 21, 20221Mar 21, 20221
Being Single is Making Me BrokeI have been single for almost a year. Okay, maybe longer, maybe shorter, but who’s counting? (Apparently my extended family and half of my…Dec 7, 20212Dec 7, 20212
Published inHuman PartsDear Ghosted,I regret to inform you that I am not interested in pursuing a relationship — sexual or otherwise — with you, but you already knew that…Aug 17, 20211Aug 17, 20211
Saying Goodnight to MyselfSome nights are like this: glass of water and two tylenol you and your saline cheeks waiting for 2 am softness your nectarine heart how it…Jun 15, 2021Jun 15, 2021
What Up, Binches?Are we One Direction or WHAT?! Fifteen days turned into… eight months? But who’s counting, anyway?Oct 19, 20201Oct 19, 20201
Meditations on Nostalgia for the CityI always contend the best place to lose your mind is Los Angeles because you fit right in. Still, when I spent my first six months in Los…Jul 22, 2020Jul 22, 2020
Sometimes the Axis is a Real AssholeThe axis was bent against my favor for an entire year. Leaning away from any comfort of warmth, it was twelve months of the worst season…May 24, 2020May 24, 2020
A Pandemic and My Personal Undoing(Before reading this, please consider these are my personal thoughts. This is in no way trivializing the absolute devastation we are…May 19, 2020May 19, 2020
And What Good Did Holding Onto Youth Do?Strangling it Hands out gripping the beggar’s cup, pleading for more time When once summers lasted forever And now the winters never seem…Apr 6, 2020Apr 6, 2020
COVID-19 and Myself, as an ‘Influencer’ and Model — Why I Deactivated InstagramA normal day in my brain looks like a party where one girl is dancing by herself, one is puking and crying in an upstairs bathroom and…Mar 20, 2020Mar 20, 2020
What Are Your Twenties, Anyway?My last paycheck was for fifty dollars and I spent it on take out sushi. That was over a month ago. I’m addicted to Pinterest. I ended my…Jan 30, 20201Jan 30, 20201
How To Pay Your TaxesHow To Pay Your Taxes as a Millennial Who Didn’t Learn This Shit!Jan 23, 2020Jan 23, 2020
The Year Without a SummerThe axis was bent against my favor for an entire year. Leaning away from any comfort of warmth, it was twelve months of the worst season…Jan 23, 20201Jan 23, 20201
Where Is Home?“She grew up in a small town Never put her roots down Daddy always kept moving, so she did, too.”Jan 11, 2020Jan 11, 2020
What the Hell is Fungal Acne and What Karmic Energy Gave It To ME?I had a migraine I could not get rid of. Painkillers weren’t touching it. This went on for several days. It was only after I had exhausted…Jan 10, 2020Jan 10, 2020