PinnedJohnny LaZebnikinHuman PartsI Didn’t Steal a Child on TuesdayI am 25 and it is 9:42 pm on a Tuesday. I am sitting in a Los Angeles subway station, which exists. I missed the train and the next is in…·7 min read·Sep 18, 2020--74--74
Johnny LaZebnik“Are You My Therapist?”A picture book for the special guy in your life.·4 min read·Nov 21, 2023----
Johnny LaZebnikThe Princess and the ThicketA surprisingly earnest fairytale.·11 min read·Aug 14, 2023--1--1
Johnny LaZebnikThe Aristocrats, As Written by Madeline MillerDISCLAIMER: This story contains vile sexual acts, and is not for the faint of heart. It is a parody of a classic joke, and is not intended…·6 min read·Dec 14, 2022----
Johnny LaZebnikWho’s On First, As Written By Emily St. John Mandel“So… who’s on first?”·4 min read·Jun 13, 2022--2--2
Johnny LaZebnikSome Ruminations on Dating, After Six Years Without a Boyfriendthe last few years, i’ve been more interested in new year’s reflections than resolutions. and since i’ve now been single in los angeles…·3 min read·Dec 29, 2021--2--2
Johnny LaZebnik33 Actually Good Questions to Ask on a First DateMy friend Liz Roche and I realized there was a problem — when we went on first dates, we had questions that we tended to ask, but we…·3 min read·May 26, 2021--1--1