An Open Letter to the Internet About Its Very Clear Lack of Orgasms in 2020 — and Why This Should…It’s 2021. Stop telegraphing to the world how much you need to come.Jan 1, 20213381Jan 1, 20213381
Published inUn YourselfThe Death of “King Comm” Chris Waller and the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless ContrepreneurThe boy-king of drop-shipping — and an alleged contrepreneur — is dead, and he was my friend.Mar 25, 20203052Mar 25, 20203052
Published inUn YourselfIf Mary Shelley Can Write “Frankenstein” During a Pandemic, What Will You Create?The 19-year-old never planned on writing a masterpiece.Mar 16, 20202281Mar 16, 20202281
Published inUn Yourself“I’ve Loved You 67 Years and Still Do. Happy Anniversary.”This may be the most romantic sign ever created.Mar 16, 2020204Mar 16, 2020204
Published inUn YourselfOperatic Tenor Maurizio Marchini Serenades Italy with a Song of HopeWith his nation in quarantine, the singer is belting hope night after night from his balcony.Mar 16, 2020150Mar 16, 2020150
Published inUn YourselfThe World Health Organization’s Recipe for Making Hand SanitizerScientists, please, have at it — and share the supplies!Mar 16, 2020125Mar 16, 2020125
Published inUn YourselfGloria Gaynor: “I Will Survive” with Proper Hand-WashingThe legendary singer is bringing joy to TikTok and teaching good hygiene.Mar 16, 20201421Mar 16, 20201421
Published inUn YourselfThe Graduation Must Go OnAnd a group of Japanese students figured out a way to do exactly that.Mar 16, 2020Mar 16, 2020
Published inUn YourselfElizabeth Wurtzel, “solipsistic, self-consumed, bottomless emotional vacuum” and author of…She was fearless, maddening and — in the ultimate feminist act — uncontrollable.Jan 7, 20202163Jan 7, 20202163
Published inHuman PartsHow I Stopped Sitting Around All Day Seething With Jealousy of My PeersI learned the hard way: There are better morning routines than Googling people you envy and hating yourself as a resultApr 8, 201926K177Apr 8, 201926K177
Published inUn YourselfHow to Out-Mean-Girl the Mean Girls With One Super Nice Girl TrickNothing quite prepares you for being an adult like high school. Popular kids look through you as if you’re invisible. Sadistic…Dec 10, 20183302Dec 10, 20183302
Published inUn YourselfBeing In Your Twenties Kind of Sucks But These 5 Books Can HelpGranted, my book is 1 of the 5, but still: objectively, pretty great list!Dec 7, 20181301Dec 7, 20181301
Published inUn YourselfIf you are Googling “I want to kill myself” or “should I kill myself” or “reasons not to kill…I wrote this specifically for you.Nov 20, 201844424Nov 20, 201844424