Published inMEL MagazineHow Cocktober Became the Spookiest and Horniest Month of the YearThe answer lies somewhere between Tumblr meme culture and Howard Stern himselfOct 8, 20181Oct 8, 20181
Published inMEL MagazineWhy Modern-Day Christopher Columbus Fans Wage a Yearly Culture WarThe deeper you dive into the Columbus fandom, the less anyone wants to contend with what actually transpired in the New WorldOct 5, 20185Oct 5, 20185
Published inMEL MagazineIt’s Target, Not Ikea, Where Happy Relationships Go to DieThose endless shelves of chintzy crap are going to torpedo your cohabitative blissOct 4, 20186Oct 4, 20186
Published inMEL MagazineHow a Russian Bot Shitting on ‘The Last Jedi’ Can Convince You to Vote Trumprussian botsOct 3, 20185Oct 3, 20185
Published inMEL MagazineMoth Memes Helped Me Conquer an Irrational Fear of MothsMy impression of moths as gross, invasive or somehow evil was supplanted by the truth: They’re harmless and even kind of cuteOct 3, 20183Oct 3, 20183
Published inMEL MagazineWhy Do Athletes Keep Getting a #MeToo Pass?Kobe Bryant, Ben Roethlisberger and Jameis Winston have all experienced a much different fate than Harvey Weinstein, Louis C.K. and…Oct 2, 20181Oct 2, 20181
Published inMEL MagazineLet’s Talk About That Guy Who Always Buys a Round of ShotsWho is the Shots Guy? What does he want? And can he cool it with the Jose Cuervo?Sep 29, 20182Sep 29, 20182
Published inMEL MagazineWhy Do Young Republicans Look So Old?A popular adage ascribed to more politicians than I care to count holds that ideology has much to do with age: “If you aren’t a liberal…Sep 29, 20182Sep 29, 20182
Published inMEL MagazineNo, No, No, Reddit’s Viral Airplane Proposal Is a Terrible IdeaI have just one question for this guy: the fuck?!Sep 28, 20181Sep 28, 20181