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Advice Gone Wrong: My Unforgettable Exchange With Ann Landers and Dear Abby

I’m not shocked that I sent a fake letter to Ann Landers and Dear Abby — what surprised me is that one of them printed it, especially…

Nov 22, 2024

Advice Gone Wrong: My Unforgettable Exchange With Ann Landers and Dear Abby

Nov 22, 2024

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Funny, Inc.

Remember the Childhood Joys of a Bouncy House? Come Work in Our Bouncy Office

Navigating the bouncy-office culture.

Jul 2, 2024

Remember the Childhood Joys of a Bouncy House? Come Work in Our Bouncy Office

Jul 2, 2024

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The Haven

Welcome Letter From the HOA in Hell

HOA Survival Guide for Hell’s Newest Residents

May 9, 2024

Welcome Letter From the HOA in Hell

May 9, 2024

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

I Want a Font That Does It All

Everything I expect from the typeface I choose for my writing

Jan 16

Winged Fredoka font appearing before man claiming to be the perfect font.

Jan 16

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Funny, Inc.

Relax, I’m a Doctor and I’ve Seen It All — Holy Crap, What The Hell Is That?

A Routine Checkup Goes Haywire

Jun 5, 2024

Relax, I’m a Doctor and I’ve Seen It All — Holy Crap, What The Hell Is That?

Jun 5, 2024

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Doctor Funny

L. Ron Mother Hubbard

Nursery Rhymetology About Scientology

Feb 26

L. Ron Mother Hubbard

Feb 26

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Doctor Funny

Before Yellowstone and 1883, There Was 1985 — When Taylor Sheridan Walked Into My Dairy Queen

Taylor Sheridan left a lasting impression at DQ long before he became a Hollywood hitmaker

Feb 19

Before Yellowstone and 1883, There Was 1985 — When Taylor Sheridan Walked Into My Dairy Queen

Feb 19

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The Narrative Arc

The Greatest Celebrity Story Ever Told

Battling for celebrity-story supremacy on a New York stoop

Jan 19

The Greatest Celebrity Story Ever Told

Jan 19

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Funny, Inc.

It’s Motherfucker Season, Decorative Gourds

By now, everyone knows the McSweeney’s classic, It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfucker — but have you ever wondered what the gourds…

Oct 9, 2024

It’s Motherfucker Season, Decorative Gourds

Oct 9, 2024

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Human Parts

Tiny Thoughts in a Tiny House

Trying to find some peace of mind in a tiny home.

Aug 28, 2024

Tiny Thoughts in a Tiny House

Aug 28, 2024

Peter Schooff

Peter Schooff

Published in the NY Times, McSweeney’s, More Mirth of a Nation, Data Juice, and The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature. Which one is the lie?

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