A Christmas Lyft to IHOP
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2 min readJun 2, 2023
“hey sorry i haven’t returned your texts. i’ve been in a really bad place recently (denver).” — @kassoysauce
I saw my baby sister crawl across the white kitchen tile in her diaper and take a drink from the dog’s bowl.
It was the first joke Mal ever told.
Now, even her Twitter name is always my favorite joke on the internet: “Paul Blart Mal Cop.” “Mal Gore.” “Father…