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An Alternative To ‘I Hope This Email Finds You Well’ For Any Occasion

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Lisa Hides
Doctor Funny
Published in
2 min readApr 26, 2024

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Someone typing an email starting with “Dear Idiot”
I hope my middle finger finds you well (Canva)

I hope this email finds you tomorrow so you can see how much later I worked than you.

I hope this email finds you, but mostly, I hope you find yourself.

I hope this email finds you too tired to follow through on our plans to go out…

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Lisa Hides
Doctor Funny

Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com