The Care and Keeping of Your Extroverted Partner: Quarantine Edition

Extroverts are beautiful snowflakes. They’re also annoying as hell.

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Thousands of years ago, everyone was an introvert because the outside world was a dangerous place filled with tigers and centaurs. Also, plumbing hadn’t been invented yet, so bathing was less common. This made social activities such as…