Lived Through This

Contemplating My Bisexuality While Gettin’ Swole

My internal struggle as men at the gym keep trying to adopt me

Illustration: Nikita Klimov

I fit in at the gym about as well as a Disney Princess in a BDSM studio. I don’t get the culture: running, lifting, grunting, groaning, flexing. I’ve never understood the axioms of “power through” or “feel the burn” or “do…