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Do Shoes Make the Woman?

Diane Vanaskie Mulligan
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6 min readFeb 20, 2019

(Not actually my foot, but a foot, anyway.) Photo: BSIP/UIG via Getty Images

MyMy identity crisis began with pain in my right foot. I hadn’t done anything particular to injure it so I didn’t take the pain very seriously at first, but as time went by, it got worse. At first the top of my foot hurt, but then the pain spread to the outside edge, to my arch, and then to the base of my little toe. Walking on uneven surfaces was painful, and walking downhill was excruciating. Accepting the fact that at 39 years old, I had arrived at an age where I could hurt myself doing nothing, I gave in and went to a podiatrist.

The doctor was young and energetic. He told me his philosophy was to treat all patients like elite athletes. That sounded good to me. After a thorough examination, he arrived at the diagnosis of peroneal tendonitis, noting that I also displayed chronic ankle instability, cavus (high-arched) foot, and equinus (limited upward bending in the ankle joint).

“What shoes do you normally wear?” he asked.

I nodded with satisfaction at the patent-leather clogs gleaming on the floor beside me, shoes that proved I took footwear seriously.

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Human Parts
Human Parts
Diane Vanaskie Mulligan
Diane Vanaskie Mulligan

Written by Diane Vanaskie Mulligan

novelist, teacher, sourdough enthusiast, dog-lover, folkie and a whole bunch of other things, too.

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It was proof that I was not vain, and my lack of vanity obviously rendered me a superior person.

I love this line. Anti-fashion choices are often as much an effort to telegraph who we are as those who chase the latest trends. So interesting.

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I loved this piece — it is so relatable. I am guessing it is something that comes up for many of us as our bodies change with wear and tear. I had a shoe moment myself. As soon as I read the doctor’s recommendation for shoes I thought “Go with some killer oxfords!” I like what you chose ;)

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I used to wear danskos back in my waitressing days. Rolled my ankle more than a few times, and once badly and poorly timed enough that I smacked my head into a door frame before it sent the rest of me to the floor. Never again.

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