This Is Us
Donuts With Not Your Dad
Reflections on a distressing childhood event
When I was in elementary school, the administration put on an event called, “Donuts With Dad.”
This is an unfortunate name. “Donuts With Dad,” to my gutter-bound brain, sounds like a midbudget porn film where “Dad” is played by a beefy 32-year-old with a full beard and the…