I Invented Mocktails

High-end, booze-free beverages are hot right now. I should know because I drank them before they were trendy.

John DeVore
Human Parts
Published in
7 min readMay 17, 2019

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AAccording to multiple trend pieces, the unfortunately named “mocktail” is suddenly cool — and who am I to argue with trend pieces? They were right about acai bowls, weren’t they?

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John DeVore
Human Parts

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