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I Invented Mocktails

High-end, booze-free beverages are hot right now. I should know because I drank them before they were trendy.

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AAccording to multiple trend pieces, the unfortunately named “mocktail” is suddenly cool — and who am I to argue with trend pieces? They were right about acai bowls, weren’t they?




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