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FAQ for Singles at the Thanksgiving Table

Sara K. Runnels
Human Parts
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4 min readNov 25, 2019

Love my place setting at the kids’ table. Photo: Debby Hudson/Unsplash

Are you seeing anyone?

Who is that nice-looking guy you keep posting pics of on your Instagram?

But who is the other nice-looking guy on your Instagram?

Are they all gay?

Yikes, you would buy a boyfriend?

When’s the last time you went on a date?

Can you believe your 21-year-old cousin is getting married next month?

What kind of men do you like?

Do you think making jokes about your dating life scares men away?

Have you tried online dating?

Which apps are you on?

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Human Parts
Human Parts
Sara K. Runnels
Sara K. Runnels

Written by Sara K. Runnels

Copywriter by day. Humor writer by night. Exhausted by afternoon. @omgskr / sararunnels.com

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“Do you think it was rude of you to get up from the table and physically “swipe left” across all of our faces just now?”
So many times in life, I want to do the same thing! Your article was too funny. You are so fortunate you can still look at it…

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I am literally busting up as I sit outside a Starbucks and those that walk by with a look on their face as to what is so funny. Loved it!!

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Oh my Lord! This is so funny and the questions so accurate, you did miss out ‘so, do you hate children?’, ‘aren’t you scared of having no one to look after you when you’re older?’, ‘but, you’ll die alone!’ (ok, that one’s a statement rather than a…

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