This Is Us
So You’ve Realized You’re as Old as the Mom From ‘Home Alone,’ and Other Millennial Milestones
How to celebrate your impending irrelevance
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8 min readFeb 8, 2021
If you are anything like me — a 38-year-old who owns multiple DVD copies of Heathers so I can still watch it when the grid goes down and the world becomes The Road, even if one of the…