Hey Alexa, Do I Need to Call an Exorcist?

Our new house is haunted by the dark witticisms of a robot

Patrick Berlinquette
Human Parts
Published in
5 min readJun 18, 2019

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Photo: Jan Antonin Kolar/Unsplash

I write about the dark side of Google marketing. So I feel like any day now, I’m going to be black-bagged and tossed in the back of a Google Street View car.

My wife is as paranoid as I am. But she hasn’t asked me to stop writing. Instead, when we moved, she asked that…

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Patrick Berlinquette
Human Parts

Founder of a NY search ad agency (like we need another). Finding humor in ad tech’s depravity. Writings @ NY Times.