How Farts Are Made…

And other stories that my inner child concocted

Chris Owens
Human Parts
Published in
4 min readMar 5, 2024

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I am 50 years old. That’s five decades. Two score and ten years. I’m old enough to know better, and I do know better. But my inner child had — has — an incredible imagination. I say has because my inner child is still very much alive, and daily influences my life and understanding of the world, for better or worse.

Case in point: I awoke today channeling my mom. She would frequently wake up with a wild hair up her ass and decide to move all of the furniture around. It was nothing for me to…

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Chris Owens
Human Parts

Chris is a signed language interpreter, product manager, musician, and writer living in Columbus, Ohio with his partner Dan and their collie, Cooper.