How Not to Buy a Bed

Rearranging the furniture and the mood

Vivian McInerny
Human Parts
Published in
4 min readNov 30, 2024

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I’ve ditched chairs with no regrets. I once separated from a wool rug just because I wanted to see something else. And when a vintage dinette set, so charming during our first five years together, began to bore me, I threw it in the back of the station wagon, drove out to a charitable donation center, and left it without so much as a backward glance.

So why was I struggling with the idea of tossing our old four-poster bed?

It’s not like it was a family heirloom, or an antique, or even particularly good quality. I bought it some twenty years earlier on deep discount at a nondescript furniture store. My husband wanted to take it back. I refused.

It wasn’t because I was so madly in love with this particular bed but because I was tired of sleeping on a mattress on the floor like aging college roommates. I was also tired of shopping for a bed. We’d spent countless hours shopping for more than two years without a purchase!

Honestly, maybe more than two years. We were the worst combination of consumers; persnickety about design and rather vague on money. I think furniture sales people hid in back rooms when we showed up.

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Vivian McInerny
Vivian McInerny

Written by Vivian McInerny

Career journalist, essayist, fiction writer, and life-long spirit-quester.

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