Humans 101
How to Feel Shit
The way to feel better is to not

Eat a whole Sara Lee cheesecake in a single sitting. Get fired. Get hired. Put too much pressure on yourself. Or not enough. Be diagnosed with a terrible lung disease. Drink excessively to mask a mortal fear, then go out the next night and drink even more. Long for something far beyond your control. Commute three hours a day for three…