I Didn’t Steal a Child on Tuesday

Little boy on an empty subway platform.
Little boy on an empty subway platform.
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Johnny LaZebnik is a television writer based in Los Angeles, California. Follow him @jlazebnik on twitter or visit http://johnnylazebnik.com for more!

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