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I Found My Old Baseball Glove. It Was Filled With Orange Dirt… and Memories.

This sounds boring but I promise it isn’t (at least to me)

Andrew Knott
Human Parts
Published in
8 min readSep 10, 2024

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Photo of an old Louisville Slugger baseball glove lying on the ground which is a mixture of dirt and grass. The glove has a white baseball in it that is halfway visible.
don’t ask how long it took me to capture this stylized photo (by author)

I found my old baseball glove in the attic a few days ago. It was tucked away in a blue plastic bin with some sort of silver car part that I only vaguely remember seeing before.

The little boy down the street came over to our house after school as he typically does and I urged all the kids to head outside and find something active to do like throwing the ball around. Lacking imagination, they took that suggestion literally and the friend trotted to his house and returned a minute or two later with his shiny new baseball glove and two balls. He recently joined a baseball team for the first time so he’s a bit of an expert on throwing and catching.

My 10-year-old has never really played baseball but he asked me if we still had a glove he could use. I told him no, probably not, and he went back outside to play. Then I thought about it for a minute and jogged upstairs to have a quick look in the attic.

I found the glove in literally the first box I opened which is about as miraculous as the decrepit Sid Bream legging it out from second base to win game seven of the NLCS for the Atlanta…

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Andrew Knott
Human Parts

Essayist, humorist, novelist. Dad of three. Editor of Frazzled. Debut novel LOVE'S A DISASTER (May 21, 2024, Bayou Wolf Press). Website: AndrewKnottAuthor.com