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I Know I Should Post Other Memes, But I Can’t Move on from Evil Kermit

I’ve gone to the dark side — and I don’t know how to turn back

Illustration: Sarah Lofgren

When first hired at Wilson, Winston, and Stead, I possessed all the enthusiasm of a young professional in their first salaried position.

I bought a suit from the local thrift store and had it professionally cleaned…

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Sarah Lofgren

Sarah Lofgren

Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com

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