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My First Day of Grade One

Homeschool freak turned primary school teacher, and how it changed my life

Ryley Graham
Human Parts
10 min read2 days ago

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Me and “quiet coyote” on the first day of school. This classroom management tactic was an absolute failure as kids do NOT get quiet when they see a puppet.

Yesterday morning I was trying to choose the perfect outfit to wear from a morning bicycle ride to a fancy sushi lunch date. The modern woman really can spare no expense when it comes to flexible wardrobe pieces. To accommodate my needs of comfort and elegance, I reached for a pair of wide-legged trousers that have been banished to the back of my closet since last year.

Upon buttoning them up, I reached into my pockets and was confronted with two relics of a time that suddenly feels very distant: in one pocket, a Pokemon card, in the other, a stubby piece of chalk.

These had been among my “teacher pants,” living for three years in the monochromatic stack of professional clothes I would pull from every exhausted morning in lieu of using my brain. I suppose the last I’d worn them was in my final days of teaching last May. (Here is where I kindly ask you to overlook the implication that I don’t wash my clothes as regularly as I should.)

Over the last few months, I’ve thought quite a few times about writing on my teaching experience. I think the thing stopping me from speaking (or writing) about it formally is that I’m worried it’ll be a punch in the gut. That in letting myself think about teaching, I’ll…

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Ryley Graham
Ryley Graham

Written by Ryley Graham

Small potatoes writer, economics minor, on Substack https://ryleygraham.substack.com

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