My Marriage Crushed My Catholic Mother

Here comes the sinner all dressed in white

LibrariAnna
Human Parts
Published in
9 min readFeb 7, 2024

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I don’t deserve to be wearing white, if you ask my mother. (image of & by the author)

I wish I could say that Jack and I eschewed a big, formal wedding in favor of an intimate ceremony, perhaps just us with the officiant on a cliff overlooking the ocean. We could have been so present, so completely in the moment, so utterly enveloped by love — not only our love, but the love of our Divine Creator as well, the One who blessed us with each other.

It would be a beautiful story, but no. That’s not what happened.

Jack and I knew from our first kiss at age seventeen that we were a match, but it would be an “agonizing” four years before he finally proposed. We’d spend the first two of those four years avoiding intercourse, worried about the state of our immortal souls if his penis crossed that sacred threshold.

Oh yes, my mother had done her duty as a Catholic parent — she’d terrified me away from having sex with the threat of eternal Hell. According to the painfully long three-minute sex talk she gave me in middle school, sex was pretty much a sacrament. The only “right” way to have sex was to be married to someone of the opposite gender, and then it was called lovemaking and should produce a baby. Sex outside of marriage is a sin, and sinners go to Hell, and you don’t want to go to Hell, now do you, Anna?

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LibrariAnna
LibrariAnna

Written by LibrariAnna

Anna Eliza Rose. Neurodivergent librarian, married mom of 4, bisexual. Writes about sex, love, life. Overthinking everything since 1982. www.interestedinsex.com