On Being Allergic To Bullshit

Recently I went to a psychic who couldn’t see two feet in front of her, let alone into the future. She told me things like, “You need to to drink more water!” (k) and that my spirit guides were laughing (about what, babe? Do tell!). However, she did say one thing to me right off the bat that rang true. She looked at me and said, “You don’t suffer fools easily, do you?”