Proverbs for the Modern Dating World

‘A ship in the harbor is safe, but your ship is the reason I slid into your DMs.’

Being single in 2019 is complicated, but thankfully, these classic words of wisdom have been adjusted to help navigate this new dating frontier. (Photo by Luis Quintero)

Two wrongs don’t make me swipe right.

Better late than ghosted.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and it’s the only profile picture he’ll ever use.