Schoolyard Sex Ed Through the Eyes Of My Eight Year Old

So she knows about Only Fans. It’s fine, I’m fine.

Lisa Hides
Human Parts
Published in
3 min readFeb 5, 2024

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Four years ago, I made a suggestive joke to my husband:

Me: Can you start grilling the burgers?
Him: Give me three secs
Me: I do, every Saturday!

Ba-dum-dum tsss!

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Lisa Hides
Human Parts

Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com