Some Options for the Opening of My Celebrity Profile

For use in Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, McCall’s, and elsewhere

Lindsay Katai
Human Parts
Published in
6 min readJan 3, 2017

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WWhen you hear the name Lindsay Katai, you obviously think, “star.” What you might not think is “amazing soup-cooker, a cooker of soups.” She made me a bisque. What kind of bisque? Who cares. She’s the type of woman who can drink cosmos with the girls and whiskey with the…

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Lindsay Katai
Human Parts

TV Writer. Podcaster on Teen Creeps. Soft Rock Enthusiast. Opinions expressed here are my own.