Fiction

The Good Guy

Sometimes Ted would lie awake at night imagining a tribunal of all the girls who’d ever rejected him

Kristen Roupenian
Human Parts
Published in
62 min readJan 3, 2019

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Illustrations: Agnès Ricart

By the time he was 35, the only way Ted could get hard and remain so for the duration of sexual intercourse was to pretend that his dick was a knife, and the woman he was fucking was stabbing herself with it.

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Kristen Roupenian
Human Parts

Kristen Roupenian’s debut collection, YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS, will be published by Scout Press in 2019.