The Nearest Exit Is Right Behind You

We thought we would grow old together

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I’m on a plane, eating a bread roll and watching season two of Mad Men, when I realize that this is, objectively, The Worst Thing To Ever Happen To Me In My Life. I can’t remember what The Worst Thing To Ever Happen To Me In My Life was before this, but it’s now The Second Worst Thing To Ever Happen To Me In My Life. Third, if we’re…