Today’s Vagenda

You can’t topple the patriarchy without a plan

Ready for the day. Photo courtesy of the author.

6:00 a.m. Arise. Wrap your cardigan-sheathed hands around a mug of hot cardamom lemon water; squint into the distance from your craftsman veranda. Breathe authentically. Pick off a passing man with your bespoke porch rifle.

6:30 a.m. Laundry. The heather-gray linen kitchen towels from last night’s festivities need washing. Delicate…