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Welcome to Millennial Airlines

For the traveler who loves kombucha, free Wi-Fi, and viral onboard selfies

Sara K. Runnels
Human Parts
4 min readApr 2, 2019

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A Travel Bae in the wild. Photo: Marco_Piunti/iStock/Getty Images Plus

TThanks for choosing to fly with Millennial Airlines. We know you can add to your debilitating debt with plenty of other carriers, so we’re very thrilled you’ve decided to prioritize your FOMO with us. Our airline was founded on the ancient principle that the struggle is, in fact, real—which is why we offer a new kind of travel experience that values the Instagrammable journey just as much as the Instagrammable destination. Our mission is to encourage travelers to “Collect Experiences, Not Things”—a phrase you can buy on a crop top in our onboard pop-up brand-swag shops.

Like most legacy carriers, passengers—or Travel Baes, as we like to call them—can select from one of three different cabin options that best fits their needs and overall aesthetic. Unlike traditional airlines, these next-level options were created solely for the demographic-specific wanderluster whose most prized carry-on is a cracked iPhone and unflappable self-worth.

Our Crew

All our flight attendants on the SkySquad are vetted to ensure they’re extremely woke, #obsessed with travel, and savage enough to deliver a solid clapback if a Travel Bae gets a little salty. Each member of the SkySquad is willing to assist with…

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Sara K. Runnels
Sara K. Runnels

Written by Sara K. Runnels

Copywriter by day. Humor writer by night. Exhausted by afternoon. @omgskr / sararunnels.com

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