Welcome to Millennial Airlines

For the traveler who loves kombucha, free Wi-Fi, and viral onboard selfies

A Travel Bae in the wild. Photo: Marco_Piunti/iStock/Getty Images Plus

Thanks for choosing to fly with Millennial Airlines. We know you can add to your debilitating debt with plenty of other carriers, so we’re very thrilled you’ve decided to prioritize your FOMO with us. Our airline was founded on the ancient principle that the struggle is, in fact…