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What’s The Worst Reason Someone Used For Dumping You?

For me, it had to do with the smell of my arm.

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I’m in the air. I’m upside down. I’m falling from my grandparents’ maple tree.

A moment before, I’d been hanging from a branch by the backsides of my festive knees. Then, for some reason, I let go, falling as nature intended: straight…