Human Parts
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Human Parts

HUMOR

What’s The Worst Reason Someone Used For Dumping You?

For me, it had to do with the smell of my arm.

I’m in the air. I’m upside down. I’m falling from my grandparents’ maple tree.

A moment before, I’d been hanging from a branch by the backsides of my festive knees. Then, for some reason, I let go, falling as nature intended: straight…

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Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.