PinnedColleen PattenWhy We Don’t Give A Flying F#%!@ About Flying SaucersColleen Patten 2023Sep 13, 20233Sep 13, 20233
PinnedColleen PattenWhy I Won’t Try Mushroom Coffee So You Don’t Have ToI won’t try mushroom coffee. I won’t try it because most of the ads I’ve seen for it are doing the thing. The thing that makes you feel…Aug 22, 2023Aug 22, 2023
PinnedColleen PatteninHuman PartsThe Day My Father Leapt To His Death, I Was Offered A SandwichColleen Patten 2023Aug 23, 20238Aug 23, 20238
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PinnedColleen PattenThe Trouble With DemonsThe broken part got out today. Or rather, my brokenness has crawled through the sewer towards the light again. It’s always begging to be…Aug 22, 2023Aug 22, 2023
Colleen PatteninHuman PartsMy Therapist Raped MeTW: this article discusses sexual assault, childhood sexual abuse, suicide, and multiple other forms of traumaDec 7, 202322Dec 7, 202322
Colleen PattenDoorsI’ve been here before. I should warn you the door leads to more doors. Then to more. The rooms don’t end. I stayed here as a little thing…Sep 28, 20231Sep 28, 20231
Colleen PattenJeffery Says I’m FineHow do I let her know So many years have passed Is she even home Did she get my note About how I wailed I emptied my heart All my…Sep 22, 20232Sep 22, 20232
Colleen PattenI Already Knew I Had CancerIn memory of the girl who saved my life.Sep 7, 20232Sep 7, 20232
Colleen PattenDo We Really Love The Macabre?The world doesn’t seem to know what to do with people like me. Not in real life anyway…Sep 4, 2023Sep 4, 2023