Humor

I’m 34 and Still Afraid of the Dark

And you should be too.

What Being a High School Telemarketer Taught Me about America & Life

Lessons learned…one phone call…

Everyone Who Smokes Virginia Slims Is Dead Except Me. Apparently.

I can’t believe I paid $14 dollars…

Death Row for Books

How long does literature really last?

The Preschooler’s Question That Floored Me

It was magical

Taming My Monsters

Time turns ugly demons into tolerable imps

A Christmas Lyft to IHOP

“hey sorry i haven’t returned your texts. i’ve been in a really bad place recently (denver).” — @kassoysauce

Humor

Congratulations to All the Participants but I Have Once Again Won the Colonoscopy Contest

HUMOR

Failure By Agreement

The wickedest voice

Traveling Through Time to Connect My Feelings to the Past Where They Belong

Right in the nick of time