Humour

My salad days have not yet ended

Bathe me in A1 and au jus, for I am not a salad eater, though I want…

The Time I Got A Magnet In My Finger

I did Gonzo Journalism and all I got was this stupid magnet…

How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Pecker

A valedictory speech to the graduating class

Nothing burns as bright with the spirit of Christmas as a desiccated Douglas fir