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The Curious Case of Whole Foods’ Chantilly Cake Shortage

If cake were a drug, this one would be a Schedule I substance

iWriteTee
Human Parts
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3 min readJun 17, 2021

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Photo courtesy of Whole Foods

BTR (before the ‘rona), my beautiful sister, KC and I hosted a girls’ night. She served these two cute little cakes from Whole Foods Market with a warning: “The strawberry shortcake is good, but the Chantilly cake is a problem; be careful.”

All of us laughed, and I playfully rolled my eyes, thinking, “I’ve met very few non-chocolate-related confections worthy of my love and devotion.”

Welp, she didn’t lie. That Chantilly cake was a magical and addictively delicious berry-filled delight. Each bite was so moist and tender — it seemed to melt and coat your mouth with perfectly flavored and delicately sweet bliss.

This was not your ordinary or even your best vanilla cake — this was something different. The taste and texture have an elevated density that is simultaneously familiar and celestial.

I asked a baker in a Montgomery County location why it was so good, and he said the secret ingredient was mascarpone cheese. I didn’t know if he meant in the batter, icing, or both, but something has elevated and made this cake irresistible.

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iWriteTee
Human Parts

Top Writer, freelancer, matriarch, educator & development consultant with bylines in Creators Hub, Better Marketing, Zora, Momentum, An Injustice!, etc.