Caught Catching A Beat

Two Heads, One Heart (Part 2)

I first discovered masturbation at about the same time online pornography was rising to prominence. Mine is the first generation to come of age with such broad and easy access to photos and videos, and it was…

Washing Strangers’ Hair

I began washing hair when I was sixteen. Don’t get me wrong, I did other things — I swept, and I took people’s money…

On Working at Barnes and Noble

It had been twelve years, and I swore I would never work retail again. There was $11 left in my wallet. I…

Blogging Ourselves to Live

100% of a true story

The Year I Wish to Die

An exercise in humility

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on…

Assembling a Nerf-Strike Elite Mega Centurion Blaster on My Day Off

Makefulness

Is seeking a state of flow what work is really about?

I Got Botox

The wonder drug from which you should run, screaming.

For the Girl Who Can’t

I checked into the Emergency Room for the girl who couldn’t walk through the door. With shaking hands I pulled the…

Aspirational Fanfiction About Clothing I Can Not Afford

(I am not ashamed of my shallow tendencies)